It’s terrible — I love it!

Some of the best and worst decisions are made while drunk. Ordering a kebab? Great decision. Driving straight into a wall at 80 mph? Bad decision. See what I mean?

In most cases, the world sets up some (though minimal) guardrails in order to ensure that the decisions you make while drunk won’t screw you over *too* badly. For example, you can set limits on credit cards, bars aren’t allowed to serve you if you’re drunk, and if a police officer catches you trying to get in your car while loaded, you’re more than likely going to jail.

But if you leave the country, all bets are off. For example, in this hostel, they have a tattoo gun you can rent, with the hostel explicitly recommending people do so when they’re drunk.

What a fun way to make a memory — that memory being “the time you caught syphilis.”